Top 10: Coolest Memory Flash Drives
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I once figured that nothing was geekier than carrying around files on a keychain. To me they seemed like nothing more than a new type of fanny pack, only not as noticeable. Now the “geek badges” are too cool to pass up.
10. The Rock Band USB
I like guitars (shrug). This is a cute little guy that won’t be fooling anyone into anything, but it is novel… and novel is cool.
9. The Watch USB
A watch and a USB stick all in one? The only thing that could have been geekier would have been a watch with a CALCULATOR on the front and doubles as a USB stick… The tape is peeling off your horned rims glasses Junior.
8. Lamborghini Sticks
I liked this little replica! The lights even turn on when the stick is plugged in. The down side is that with only 1Gb of memory, this thing as about as much room on the inside as the actual car.
7. Tiki God
Line the virgins up by the volcano. Of all the “duel function” USB sticks out on the market this one gets high marks. Why? Not just because you can store things on it, but because you can pray that Windows comes out with an OS that works right the first time as well.
6. Wooden USB Sticks
A flash drive for the Amish? Why the hell not! Here at Totally Top 10, we don’t judge! The perfect accessory for the handmade Oak laptop!
5. Laser Pointer
Why is it that someone is always combining a laser or LED light with something else? This isn’t a bad combo though. You can store files or mess with the cat, your choice.
4. IronKey Flash Drives
These are cool for a completely different reason that the others. This is an encrypted drive with some moxy. For something that is under 3” long, it’s nearly intimidating.
3. Barbie
Yup, you can dress her up for her date with Ken, or take Cyber-Barbie out to an internet café to meet with Skipper and enjoy a latte. Or you can rip her smiling head off and plug her body into your laptop. I think you know which one I am going for!
2. The I-Pod Stick
This little flash drive is pretty cute. It reminds me of a little robot, or my kindergarten teacher. It’s not an I-pod, but I like it anyway.
1. The Beer Opener Flash Drive
Oh hellz yeah! I can keep my spreadsheets, midget porn all safe and open a beer? This might be the most useful tool since man discovered sticks! Not memory sticks, the kind that come from trees.
What are these “Trees” you speak of?