10 Awkward Ways to Get Married

As someone who has walked down the aisle three times (2 more and I win a set of steak knives) I can say that weddings bite! I’d get married again if she was a double jointed bull riding, def mute with lots of money and a job…. but I digress. These pictures take the cake and I’d be interested to see how these couples are doing now.

10. Shrek Wedding

This has got to be one of the coolest pictures of all time. What I don’t see is the wedding party, that would have been interesting.

9. Redneck Wedding

As soon as Marylynn graduated the 5th grade Jimmy-John couldn’t wait to make an honest woman out of her. Their son Frank-Bob was the best man. The reception was followed by a turkey shoot.

8. Shotgun Wedding

Surprisingly, Alvin missed his wedding date with Glenda…. again.

7. Oh WOW!

Unable to make the wedding Consuela asked her Dad to stand in as a proxy. The honeymoon was longer than the groom would have liked.

6. LANGUAGE LADIES!

Okay, it is really my hope that the bride is not telling the story of how she and the groom met…. This is plausible if they are a German couple however.

5. Which One?

Some would call this one a Welsh predicament; which one to marry and which one to take on the honeymoon.

4. Brave Stupid Bastard

I’d like to point out that not only is this bride marrying a guy with some questionable morals, he’s not even smart enough to look around before he does something stupid. Maybe this was staged, maybe not, but the implications are clear.

3. “Oops! Missed one!”

Hygiene is very important when walking down the aisle. Being half cocked isn’t a bad idea either.

2. Beat-Up

I’m guessing that this bride is marrying this guy….

1. Realists

Understanding that every couple will have ups and downs throughout a marriage, Martha and Mitch came to the ceremony packing heat… I’ll bet there was no “cake in face pushing” at the reception.