Top 10: Funny Cheesy Pickup Lines

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Picking the best pickup lines is an impossible task, since all of them are terrible. Men seem to find the need to discuss weird items when flirting. Burgers? Polar bears? Hopefully these 10 corny pickup lines will be a word of caution to all the men. Don’t flirt with women if you don’t have the words.

10. “Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only TEN I see!”

9. “Damn! If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!”

8. “Do you happen to know how much a polar bear weighs? Well, it’s enough to break the ice. Hi, I’m Brian.”

7. “Yo yo yo baby… Is your name Katrina. Cuz you blow this Black Man away!!!”

6. “If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be named McGorgeous”

5. “Girl, you better have a license, cuz you’re driving me crazy!”

4. “How you doin?”

3. “Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?”

2. “Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? “

1. “The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.”

2 Comments »

  1. corny pick up lines December 12, 2010 at 3:06 pm -

    Haha – I love these, great stuff!