Comments on: Top 10 Funniest Yo Mama Jokes

By: AnGeLFiRe-NL

AnGeLFiRe-NL — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:09:28 +0000

Yo mamma is so stupid she sit on the teevee and watch the sofa

By: paradez rain

paradez rain — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 23:46:27 +0000

yo mamma so fat when she rolled she landed on pluto

By: Khiandra

Khiandra — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:02:38 +0000

Yo Momma so dumb she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all of the w’s

By: paradez rain

paradez rain — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:35:20 +0000

yo mamma’s teeth so yellow the sun said “datz my girl!”

By: paradez rain

paradez rain — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:05:01 +0000

yo mamma so skinny she jumped inside the game

By: paradez rain

paradez rain — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:00:37 +0000

yo mamma so fat every time she pull up to mc donalds they say here she comes and ring of an alarm

By: invitu

invitu — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 04:48:59 +0000

Yo mama is like a shotgun. two cocks and shes full

By: mystery

mystery — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 05:58:58 +0000

Yo mama so stupid she put pephole in a glass door

By: armando

armando — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 00:46:25 +0000

na dey aint funny!

By: Connor

Connor — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 00:44:04 +0000

Yo mama so poor when robbers rob he house they come out with less than they initially had.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a nintendo gamecube and turned it into a gameboy.
Yo mama so stupid when said hi she couldnt think of an anwser.

These are the best ones I have haerd so far if I get more then you know where to find them

By: Tej

Tej — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 02:45:15 +0000

I don’t get number one

By: frank

frank — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 07:54:10 +0000

your mommas so crosseyed, she dropped a dime and picked up two nickles

By: amay

amay — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 18:06:31 +0000

“yo mama” is awsome title!!! good jokes

By: Lavankumar

Lavankumar — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 05:16:21 +0000

Hey Good Jokes man…

By: Yunas P

Yunas P — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 03:03:34 +0000

Very funny jokes.I like this post.Thank you for sharing.

By: Koushal

Koushal — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 12:05:08 +0000

Yo Mama like a television – even a 5 year old can turn her on!
ha ha ha…yo mama is really so funny.

By: Bharti

Bharti — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 07:01:32 +0000

Yo mama rocks. Very funny post I hope I should a SMS on everyday basis on Yo Mama jokes.

By: SREERAJ

SREERAJ — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 05:15:05 +0000

Ha Ha Ha… Yo Mama Rocks… Funny post and funny comments too….

By: dinesh

dinesh — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 04:33:04 +0000

This post is really great. I love my mother a lot. I am going to gift her this link.

By: Katelyn

Katelyn — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 04:01:21 +0000

These aren’t even funny. I have heard most of them too.

By: Brandon Turk

Brandon Turk — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 03:43:08 +0000

Your momma so fat, when I said it was chili outside, she ran to the kitchen and grabbed a spoon.

By: Mehdi Ali Kazmi

Mehdi Ali Kazmi — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 02:35:05 +0000

Lolz! I love this one “Yo mama so old her social security number is 1″ Its too funny. Even i cant stop laughing even after few minutes.

By: Anshul

Anshul — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 20:35:29 +0000

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater. Cant stop scratching my head.

By: Frans

Frans — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 11:25:54 +0000

You Mama so poor she craps on the lawn so that the neigbours can think she has dogs.
Yo mama so poor when she brings home a half loaf of bread all the children storm to the kitchen and askes whos birthday it is.

By: jacob

jacob — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 05:17:22 +0000

here’s a couple – yo mama so poor burglars break into her home an leave money
yo mama so ugly she scared the stitches outta Frankenstein
yo mama so dumb she got trapped in a grocery store an died of starvation
yo mama so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes
yo mama so poor that when i stopped farting she said who turned off the heater
yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
yo mama so stupid she asked why the jigsaw puzzle was broken
yo mama so old she made Yoda jealous
yo mama so old that when god said let there be light she was the one flicking the switch
i have more but it will take to long so there u go

By: resha

resha — Sun, 10 Jul 2011 22:58:59 +0000

your momma so fat when the police pull out their guns she eats them.

By: Jacque

Jacque — Sat, 28 May 2011 19:02:33 +0000

Yo Mamma so fat that I took a picture of her this Christmas and it’s still printin! <—- Best one i have ever heard
Yo Mamma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn!
Yo Mamma so fat not eve Jesus can't lift her sprits!

By: nofil

nofil — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 19:04:20 +0000

yo momma so dumb she went on wikipedia just to see how to get on google.

By: nofil

nofil — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 19:03:04 +0000

well yo momma so dumb she went on wikipedia just to see how to get on google..

By: AbnerJack

AbnerJack — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 11:34:49 +0000

Yo mama so white, when she gets naked, yo daddy’s retinas burn.

By: Infinitiii So pretty

Infinitiii So pretty — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 23:38:05 +0000

YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WAS AT SCHOOL THE BELLRINGED SHE SAID OH I THINK I HAVE TO CHECK ON MY HOT POCKET

By: Infinitiii So pretty

Infinitiii So pretty — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 23:36:04 +0000

YO MOMMA SO FAT THE COULD USE HA AS A ROAD BLOCKER

By: Infinitiii So pretty

Infinitiii So pretty — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 23:32:31 +0000

YO MAMA SO FAT PEOPLE HAD TO RUN A MILE TO GET AROUND HA

By: Infinitiii So pretty

Infinitiii So pretty — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 23:29:40 +0000

hahahahhaha twehh funny

By: yo momma

yo momma — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 17:49:56 +0000

yo mama is so fat when she were’s high heels she strikes oil
yo mama is so hairy it looks like she’s got chewbaca in a head lock
yo mama is so fat she had her baby pictures taken by satelite
yo mama is so fat she left strech marks on the hospital
yo mama is so hairy when she drops her pants they start playing welcome to the jungle
yo mama is so short you can see her feet in her drivers licence
yo mama is so stupid she tried to comite suicide by jumpin out the basment window