Top 10: Funniest Yo Mama Jokes
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We all love our mothers and we all know we love our mothers. Perhaps it is exactly that premonition that makes people love to tell yo mama jokes. Often as a joke but occasionally also just to diss you. Whatever the intent Yo Mama Jokes are simply hilarious and as a tribute to making fun of our mothers here are the top 10 Yo Mama Jokes.
Try not to think of your own mothers and maybe your worst enemies instead, cause this Yo Mama Jokes tend to exaggerate quite a bit.
1. Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
2. Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it airconditioning.
3. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
4. Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
5. Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
6. Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
7. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
8. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
9. Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
10. Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.
And there you have it. Got any other suggestion, feel free to comment!
My Yo Mama- Yo Mama works for NASA shes the space shuttle
yo mama so UGLY, its like GOd put her ASS on her FACE.
yo mamma is like a big mac full of fat and worth one dollar
dumb jokes
yo mama so fat she uses a matress for tampon
LMAO. That one’s good.
yo mama so fat, satalite takes her pictures
yo mama is like stop signs…….on every corner
Your Commentscool jokes but how this your so fatwhen she go bunngie she go strait to hell
dat was a stupid behide joke
Yo mamma is so dumb she kept you
Yo momma’s so poor, I saw her kicking a can across the street and I said “What are you doing?” She said “Moving.”
yo mamma is like a bowling ball picked up, fingered , thrown in the gutter…..but she still comes back for more
fred ur a dumbass jk
yo momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
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your momas so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat people put their hand up and shout TAXI
YOUR MOMA SO OLD SHE RAN WITH THE DINOSAURS
ur momma is so fat when she saw a bus with white people in it she thought it was a twinkie!
yo momma is so fat that her pant size is humm humm BITCH lose some wheigt
YOU GUYS NEED TO PRACTICE SOMEMORE BECAUSE THEY DID NOT HAVE ME LAUGHING THE ONLY REASON WHY AM TELLING YOU GUYS THIS BECAUSE I AM A GIRL WHO CAN TELL THE BEST FAMILY JOKES AND MOMA JOKES AND WHOEVER IS READING THIS THEN PLEASE WRITE A COMMENT BACK TO ME AND SEE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY.
1. Yo Momma so fat, she wears a circus tent as a mini skirt.
2. Yo Momma so fat she wears mini coopers on her feet.
3. Yo Momma so ugly, the elephant man has posters of her up on his wall.
4. Yo Momma so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection runs the other way.
5. Yo Momma smells so bad, when she jumps in the ocean, all the fish float to the top.
6. Yo Momma smells so bad, hay fever and pollen are allergic to her.
7. Yo Momma so stupid, when someone says ho-ho-ho, she thinks someone is calling her and her 2 sisters
8. Yo Momma so stupid, her nickname is Duh!
YOUR MOMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASK HER KIDS TO TIE HER BROW UP WHEN THEY TRIED TO THEY SAID MOMIE I CANT YOUR TO FAT SO WHEN SHE STARTED CRYING SHE SAT DOWN ON THE BED AND IT BROKE.
YO MOMMOM SO FAT THAT HER BED BRORK
Yo moma is so fat she got stuck in the grand caynon
Yo moma is so fat the military had to use her as their tank
YO MAMMA SO BLACK SHE MAKES A BLACK GUY LOOK WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a bus and said “Who threw that rock?!”
Yo mama so fat that the only way to get off her after sex is to smack her ass and ride the wave in
Yo Momma is so stupid she thinks asphalt is a disease
yo mama so fat she on both sides of the family
Yo momma so stupid, she helped you make this list!!
Yo momma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Cher in a headlock
most of em sucked. YO MAMA IS SUCH A BUZZKILL, WHEN YOU FIRST HAD SEX, SHE WAS UNDER THE BED BOOING SAYING YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT. BUT WHO CAN BLAME HER?YOU WERE HAVING SEX WITH A BLOWUP DOLL.
Yo Momma so fat they named the Big Mac after her.
Your momma’s so fat that when they cremated her, all flights in Europe had to be cancelled
Yo mama so black her nickname is pitch
Yo mama so ugly her nickname is DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNN!!!!
Yo mama so poor, when she was young someone shot a BB in the backdoor of the house and killed 8 people
Yo mama so stupid she can’t speak because the gravitational pull of her brain won’t let sound escape
Yo mama so fat a cop saw her standing on the street corner and yelled, “BREAK IT UP”!!!!!
Yo mama is so black, her shadow is whiter that her.
Yo mama is so poor, when she was walking past an ATM it threw a dollar bill at her.
Yo mama is so stupid, she cooked your dog to have a hot-dog.
Yo mama is so skinny, oh wait she’s here.
Yo mama is so ugly, they used her as a garbage in Wall-e.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn’t even know her shoe number.