We all love out mothers and we all know we love our mothers. Perhaps it is exactly that premonition that makes people love to tell yo mama jokes. Often as a joke but occasionally also just to diss you. Whatever the intent Yo Mama Jokes are simply hilarious and as a tribute to making fun of our mothers here are the top 10 Yo Mama Jokes.
We all love our mothers and we all know we love our mothers. Perhaps it is exactly that premonition that makes people love to tell yo mama jokes. Often as a joke but occasionally also just to diss you. Whatever the intent Yo Mama Jokes are simply hilarious and as a tribute to making fun of our mothers here are the top 10 Yo Mama Jokes.
Try not to think of your own mothers and maybe your worst enemies instead, cause this Yo Mama Jokes tend to exaggerate quite a bit.
1. Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
2. Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it airconditioning.
3. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
4. Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
5. Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
6. Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
7. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
8. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
9. Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
10. Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.
And there you have it. Got any other suggestion, feel free to comment!
16 Responses
My Yo Mama- Yo Mama works for NASA shes the space shuttle
yo mamma is like a big mac full of fat and worth one dollar
dumb jokes
yo mama so fat she uses a matress for tampon
yo mama so fat, satalite takes her pictures
yo mama is like stop signs…….on every corner
Your Commentscool jokes but how this your so fatwhen she go bunngie she go strait to hell
Yo mamma is so dumb she kept you
Yo momma’s so poor, I saw her kicking a can across the street and I said “What are you doing?” She said “Moving.”
yo mamma is like a bowling ball picked up, fingered , thrown in the gutter…..but she still comes back for more
fred ur a dumbass jk
yo momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
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your momas so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat people put their hand up and shout TAXI
YOUR MOMA SO OLD SHE RAN WITH THE DINOSAURS
ur momma is so fat when she saw a bus with white people in it she thought it was a twinkie!
yo momma is so fat that her pant size is humm humm BITCH lose some wheigt