Top 10: Epic Chuck Norris Facts
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The infinite essence, dominance and mastery of round-house kicks of Chuck Norris, has left an ever growing community of fans in worship. And while none of these facts have been provided by Chuck himself, they are all no less truthful.
After an active career as martial arts Hollywood legend and actor (Walker, Texas Ranger, The Delta Force, Lone Wolf McQuade, Revenge of the Dragon and The Wrecking Crew ==>src IMDB), Chuck had successfully won the hearts of a whole generation. Now, coming up with funny Chuck Norris facts has become a common practice among fans. Enjoy!
10) “If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.”
9) “There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.”
8)”Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.”
7) “Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.”
6) “When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.”
5) “Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.”
4) “When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he is pushing the Earth down.”
3) “Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.”
2) “Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.”
1) “Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.”
Some more Chuck Norris Facts that almost, but quite not made it on this listing:
- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
- Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
For Chuck Norris facts in audio courtesy of Chuck Brown:
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i have a friend who called him an a*s hole now that is EPIC these are all FAILS to me
can you call Chuck an a-hole with out a roundhouse kick in your face? impossible!