Top 10: Weirdest Looking Emo Kids

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It is sometimes hard for us mortals to distinguish the difference between Goth kids and Emo kids. All we know is that they both share a common passion for the color black, a mutual distaste for their parents and society, and an fatal allergy for everything that is considered normal and within the norm of things. To shed some further light on today’s troubled youth, we have collected the ten most obscure photos of Emo kids as well as Goth kids we could find. Not to ridicule or make fun of, but more to observe and understand.

First, let’s identify the true characteristics of an Emo Kid. We could settle with linking to the appropriate Wikipedia page, but will instead include this photo explaining the epitomy of an Emo Kid.

10. The Slightly Obese Gang Sign Flashing, Yet Conservative, Emo Kid

9. The Sado Masocist Emo Kids

8. The Company of Three

7. The Roleplaying “I’m a Dark Wizzard” Emo Kid

6. The “I Borrow My Mom’s Makeup” Emo Kid

5. The Samurai Emo Kid

4. The Slightly Insane Emo Kid

3. The Straight A’s Emo Kid

2. The Puppy Eyed Red Mascara Emo Kid

1. The Miserable Emo Kid Roadtripping with the Family

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37 Responses to “Top 10: Weirdest Looking Emo Kids”
  1. GxZas says:

    Most of them wasn’t emo – they were metal, goth or juggalos. Still funny though.

    • texas says:

      wtf is a juggalo

    • alex s. says:

      well i say they were all stupid for trying to look cool as they think and any juggalos are fucking stupid lmao icp are no more than new kids on the block, dont believe me look it up same exact people, and people wonder why those kids who listen to icp are being made fun of and you’re wrong everyone of them was an emo, except for the one with a hula hoop i mean come on that is the only one with a smile =D plus he looks funny as hell

  2. Mary says:

    10, 9, 8, 7 5 4 and 3 aren’t even emo, they’re goths and juggalos….

    • mike says:

      who cares.. they all look like complete idiots. and you probably look/dress just as dumb

      how would you know the difference??

  3. ilana says:

    yeah- i agree.. lol.. there were only 3 emo kids.. but its still awesome!

  4. archene says:

    most of them werent emos…
    but i liked it anyway :)

  5. Anida says:

    Many of these pictures do not show emo kids or how they call you emo freaks ..

  6. Nouman says:

    number 9 , 10looking more emo

  7. there were only 3 emo kids.

  8. brick says:

    You promise hilarious emo kids. So where are they?

  9. isa says:

    mostly mall goths and nu-metallers.

  10. ian says:

    myspace.com/ianheil

    myspace.com/Nhe11

    THAT FIRST PICTURE IS OF ME FROM LIKE 6 YEARS AGO, APPARENTLY I DO IT BIGGER AND MORE RIDICULOUS THAN ANY MOTHERFUCKER. IGOTPUSSSSSYYYBITCHES.

    • Bob says:

      Well Ian, judging by your myspace profiles, you’re an even bigger dumbass now. Congratulations. P.S. – You’re White. Get over it :)

  11. ian says:

    I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW, WHERE YOU GOT THAT IMAGE, AND WHERE IT IS ORIGINALLY HOSTED.

  12. ian says:

    well there were a billion fake myspaces that used them, i had a blog with a lissst of them

  13. bob says:

    Ian,

    You should be proud that the website used a picture of you as a diagram for how to spot a douchebag.

  14. fievel says:

    @GXSAS

    ooow, really? look at your picture. gay!

  15. Daniel says:

    some of them are not emos? Look stupid anyway, though

  16. SkarrKrow says:

    Most of these are Mallgoths. And these pics are everywhere on the internet.

  17. Henk says:

    i like the emo explaning photo most xD

  18. Anon says:

    Seriously, what the hell is a juggalo? Kids who are really into nu-metal (metal with lot’s of rap that is usually despised by both people who like rap and metal)?

  19. roberto says:

    EMO=GAY

  20. Jade says:

    A juggalo is mainly a strong follower of the music produced by Insane Clown Posse or any other music produced by their record company called Psychopathic Records.

  21. Caroline says:

    My girfriend is the last one. Fer sure.

  22. weirdo says:

    all this dumb kids need an asswhooping!

  23. Mary-Bear says:

    XDDDDDDDDD
    this made me laugh so hard
    “Slightly INsane Emo KId”
    BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA!

  24. Most of the images didn’t load for me even with multiple forced refreshes. All the ones that did load, well, none were emo.

  25. Dopeboy says:

    4 looks like a ridiculous metalhead and some of the others are juggalos. and they all look like fags. i am a metalhead and a juggalo, and these kids really make people like me look bad. i am ashamed of these stupid motherfuckers.

  26. Jammy says:

    hu cares if they’re not all emo?? i couldn’t even tell coz they all looks just as STUPID. hahaha

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