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Those crazy Japanese are at it again and this time we have proof. What’s amazing is that a people with such a rich and disciplined culture tend to go the exact opposite in so many ways. This is just proof positive that it has to be Japanese!

10. The Nipple Scarf

Oh those Japanese just bust us up. For the lady who might get turned away at Hooters these ta-ta’s are head turners!

9. Male Brassiers

For the man who has everything, including perhaps “moobs” it’s the Japanese once again to the rescue with the male brassier. And look at the variety of lovely colors! Satin or Cotton, Lace or underwire, seems there is a bra for all seasons for the dudes.

8. The Lap Pillow

Nappy time was never so intimate as with this interesting oversees invention. The lap pillow allows gents to dream sweat dreams of whatever men who use faux legs to sleep on can dream about.

7. Pillow for the girls

Not to be out done, the women have their own version of the perfect sleep mate. Slip between the arm and torso and she can sleep without worrying where that hand might go.

6. Cat Ear headphones

Shhh, she can’t ear the music. You might look like Hello Kitty but you can rock to Jose and the Pussycats anytime!

5. Subway Chin Rest Stand

The commute to and from work can really be a pain when you haven’t had enough coffee and no seats are available. The Japanese have this handy dandy chin rest for those days. Put on a pair of the cat ear headphones and it’s the Purrfect ride to work.

4. Umbrella Tube

Ever heard of U-Tube? No, not you, U as in Umbrella. Raindrops won’t be falling on your head, shoulders, thighs or toes with this one.

3. Horny Candy

That’s what the package says. I real sucker to get you in the mood. For the guys perhaps a Viagra stick is attached. Lovin’ was never so sweet!

2. Bilk

This has got to be the best of both worlds. Take one cow and a little hops and poof, its milk and beer. Wow, building bones and alcohol tolerance all at once! This Japanese invention sure would make those Wheaties a whole lot more worth eating.

1. Diet Water

This isn’t exactly an oxymoron, but it is definitely Japanese. All this time I have been drinking the wrong water! This explains my sizable girth! HI!