10. The Illuminating Experience Alarm Clock

Some folks naturally wake to light so the “Light Sleeper” could be just what the sandman ordered. The pillow and bed quilt begin glowing to speed up the waking process. Sounds a bit like paranormal activity of a different kind.

9. The Gun O’clock Alarm Clock

If you are into killing a little time in the morning, the Gun O’clock might work best for you. When the alarm sounds simply pick up the matching hand gun and shoot. Of course you do have to hit the target so ready, aim, and wake up.

8. The Carper Alarm Clock

This alarm clock will bring you to your feet. The Carpet Alarm Clock forces you to step on it in order to shut it off, although I am sure tossing a heavy brick in its directions would work just as well. The theory is “Hell, as long as I’m up…”

7. The Dangerbomb Alarm Clock

You won’t want to bring this alarm clock in your carry-on bag at the airport. The Dangerbomb will only stop if you connect the yellow, blue and red wires correctly.

You might want to clear the sleep from your eyes first because if you don’t do it right, Bang goes the alarm clock.

6. The BanClock Alarm Clock

BanClock is not a city in Thailand. For the penny pinchers among us the Banclock is a two-fer.

It will wake you up on time, but won’t stop sounding off until you feed it a coin breakfast. It may save a penny or two but you’ll have to invest the first 60 dollars in the clock.

5. “Catch the Flying Propeller” Alarm Clock

Sirens wailing and the only way to stop them, to jump out of bed and catch the flying propeller that has popped of the top of the clock, who the heck needs the gym after this morning routine?

4. The Bason Frier Alarm Clock!

Wake up to breakfast in bed? Why not, Waken n’ Bacon cooks up a strip of bacon starting about ten minutes before the desired wake up time. Not a bad idea if you like cleaning your alarm clock of bacon grease every morning.

3. The Darth Vader Alarm Clock

For fans of Stars this alarm clock is a must have. The Darth Vader Alarm has a few different functions.

The time is displayed in Darth’s eyes; there is an AM/Fm radio, an audio jack for an MP3 Player and three different sound effects to scare you out of bed. Luke, I am your alarm clock.

2. The Punchable Alarm Clock

There are some mornings you just hate to wake up. Who hasn’t wanted to break that alarm clock interrupting dreams of wealth and hot lovers?

Look no further The “Smash” allows you to get all that morning anger and rage out by punching it into silence.

You might just want to keep one eye open to make sure your fist is making contact with the clock!

1.The Silent Wristband Alarm Clock

If you can’t stand that darned buzzer going off in your ears first thing in the morning, this interesting alarm clock doesn’t make a sound.

A rubber ring around wrist begins vibrating when it’s time to rise and shine, shaking your hand.

This tactile alarm system has a built in snooze giving you a few more moments of shut eye before shaking you again. Beats the heck out of a taser. I don’t see this one working on me.

Bonus!

This would be the only alarm clock that wakes me up; On the first activation of the snooze, an alarm sounds at the local fire station, alerting the EMTs that they should be enroute to my home.

Upon the activation on the SECOND snooze, a WWE wrestler comes out of my closet and puts me in a belly-to-belly suplex. This will most likely require that the EMTs arrive to resuscitate me. After everyone leaves, Megan Fox brings me breakfast in bed…. I would NOT be going back to sleep!

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2. ElegantThemes

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Like WooThemes, ElegantThemes seems to have discovered the key to lasting, user-friendly, original and outstanding web design. Based on the blog software Wordpress, themes offered by this designer look far from any average blog. If you want the easy website adminstration with Wordpress yet crave a web design that cannot be marked as a blog – ElegantThemes.com is worth checking out.

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A Wp theme designer focused on professional blog web designs. But Press75 do not stop there. Using cool color schemes and simple design, themes availble for a small price is used by many professional blogers and ezine websites.

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Theme: Sketch’d
Another serious and popular news/magazine blog designer. However, Wordpress Designers is still rather unknown wordpress designer, according to my research only used by a handfull of webmasters. The web design is never the less amazing.

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Theme: Magazine News Theme
With a different web design, including more graphics and larger fonts, WTM theme designs are a cool mix of a blog and a commercial landing page.

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If you work at a TV broadcasting station, and have your cubicle placed directly behind the news anchors desk, we strongly advice you not the go astray on the net during office hours.

10. ItMadeMyDay.com

Bits and pieces from people’s everday life. Moments that made a persons day. Simple as that. A good source to get inspired from the endless 9 to 5 routine.

9. ICanHasCheezburger.com

No time wasting website list is complete without one solely dedicated to the wonderful subject of LolCats!

8. FailBlog.org

For a taste on just how stupid people can be, FailBlog is an excellent afternoon delight to, if anything, at least make you feel better about yourself and the fact that you haven’t been featured on it. Yet! Of all “epic” fail blogs out there, this is where it all started, and will remain.

7. MyParentsJoinedFacebook.com

Talking epic fails, the one of our lifetime must be when parents started joining Facebook.

6. TotallyTop10.com

Listverse is all its glory, but if you’re looking to crunch some fun, bizarre and interesting knowledge in the top ten format. TT10 is a great alternative. We have a large supply of movie lists, lists of creative arts, oddities, and much more.

5. FamilyGuyLOL.com

A streaming services that stands out from competition by delivering all and latest Family guy episodes in good quality and for no money at all. In a niche where most video streaming sites aren’t worth even the smallet retweet, FamilyguyLOL.com is one you shouldn’t overlook. Bookmark now!

4. Hdmt.net

Stream the latest movies and TV shows in HD quality for pocket change. There are also many old classics for no cost at all.

3. Pogo.com

Loose yourself in flash games. Pogo has some of the silliest and best games, and largest supply of free online flash games.

2. LifeHacker.com

Make life easier and let out the hacker within. Lifehacker does just that with an infinite stream of great tips and tricks how to lead a much more fun, tech-savvy and gadget-fulfilled life.

1. Bored.com

Even if you save cats out of burning buildings all day, getting bored is inevitable. Fact. To stimulate to less sophicated part of your brain, hit up bored.com for funny videos, addictive flash games and more.

10. Pip’s Three Handed Chess

Who in the world would want to play this? Yup, those kids in school that smelled kind of funny. Still, this entry is so out there and useless, no one would ever really want to learn to play it.

9. Hebrew Bible View on Women

Not only is this completely off the wall and serves no practical purpose, but this rejected listing is just yet another thing I can’t do anything about. I can’t handle that kind of pressure!

8. Year 10,000 Problems

This entry describes the potential bugs in computers when we get to the year 10,000. I’m really glad this one was brought up, because you know, I was worried about that all week last week. Luckily someone has my back on this potentially earth shattering problem…. 8,000 head of schedule.

7. World Carrot Museum

The world Carrot Museum can be found on the World Wide Web at www.carrotmuseum.co.uk. I was skeptical at first, but after seeing that they had carrot games, canceled my World of Warcraft account.

6. Satan Claus

In the movie The Last Boyscout Bruce Willis was heard saying “water’s wet, the sky is blue… and Satan Claus, he’s out there Jimmie. And he’s just getting stronger”. Santa is an anagram for Satan so, obviously Christmas is evil. This makes no sense. If this is true so is Santa Maria, and any other SAINT. Isn’t that what Santa means? Hello? Spanish 1… high school.. ya shoulda went.

5. Coulrophilia

Yeah, I just typed it in Word and got a squiggly red line under it. Someone claims this is a word, and the meaning is this: A sexual attraction to clowns. WOW! Does that include a sexual attraction for clowns by other clowns or not? Enquiring minds want to know.

4. Anna Clifford

Who in their right mind thought this would be a good Wikipedia entry? Obviously someone with nothing better to do, perhaps even Anna herself. She got drunk, she drove a car, she has a 14 inch Mohawk. She was nobody before she got picked up, she’s back to zero now: end story.

3. Astrosociobiology

This is another ‘redliner’. By definition this is the study of alien civilization or rather the study of speculating on what an alien civilization would be like if we ever found one. I submit that an alien civilization is no civilization at all unless it has a Totally Top 10.

2. Organization of the Jews in Bulgaria

I am absolutely not Anti-Jewish on any level whatsoever. Having said that I will point out this is one strange would-be entry. I just fail to see where the average person would need to know this. And if you lived in Bulgaria (which apparently has only 8,000 Jews) wouldn’t you kind of know about it already?

1. Hogzilla!

Initially this was reported as a reject, but I am proud to say that this 1,000 lb, 9 ft long beast has made it into the big-time and Wikipedia. No one can deny the power of HOGZILLA!

10. FotoTimer

This is handy for those who like to take pictures of themselves without their arm in the way. A great group photo app, as you can set the time for when the picture will be taken, and how many times.

9. Evernote

This is a free app that let’s you create notes easily. These can be text, picture or voice notes. For those of us who often forget how old we are or what we were trying to remember or… what was I saying?

8.Yelp

I love this app. How often do you travel to a new place and not know where to eat? To avoid a “McBurger” this app will give you a breakdown of what there is in the way of places to slap on the ol’ feed bag.

7. TiVo Mobile

Forgot to set your TiVo up before you left for your African Safari? Fear not, anywhere you have signal means you can remotely set up your TiVo to do its thing for you. YAY!

6. Remote

This handy dandy will work all the media in your iTunes library and/or your Apple TV. This little app will save you time and make it so you really don’t ever have to leave the house for a new CD or to rent a DVD.

5. Shazam

This is a music player that will not only tell you what you are listening to and help you purchase it, but will (apparently) tell you where you heard it? It’s cool, but the more I think about it, the more it kind of freaks me out a little.

4. Snap Tell Explorer

Simply take a picture of a DVD, book or CD and upload it to the Snap Teller thingy. It then finds information on that particular thing and tells you all about it. Nice!

3. Facebook

Really, who doesn’t want everyone in the world know that they just ate Taco Bell? With this iPhone app, you don’t have to wait until you get home to let everyone know every minor little thing you’ve done that day.

2. BeejiveIM

This cool app links nearly every chat program on the face of the planet together to help you chat-aholics stay up on the latest IM gossip.

1. Spot a Cop

This app actually allows you to know where the cops are when you are driving. This is great for those of us that drive a little over the speed limit or knock off the occasional liquor store.

10. The Rock Band USB

I like guitars (shrug). This is a cute little guy that won’t be fooling anyone into anything, but it is novel… and novel is cool.

9. The Watch USB

A watch and a USB stick all in one? The only thing that could have been geekier would have been a watch with a CALCULATOR on the front and doubles as a USB stick… The tape is peeling off your horned rims glasses Junior.

8. Lamborghini Sticks

I liked this little replica! The lights even turn on when the stick is plugged in. The down side is that with only 1Gb of memory, this thing as about as much room on the inside as the actual car.

7. Tiki God

Line the virgins up by the volcano. Of all the “duel function” USB sticks out on the market this one gets high marks. Why? Not just because you can store things on it, but because you can pray that Windows comes out with an OS that works right the first time as well.

6. Wooden USB Sticks

A flash drive for the Amish? Why the hell not! Here at Totally Top 10, we don’t judge! The perfect accessory for the handmade Oak laptop!

5. Laser Pointer

Why is it that someone is always combining a laser or LED light with something else? This isn’t a bad combo though. You can store files or mess with the cat, your choice.

4. IronKey Flash Drives

These are cool for a completely different reason that the others. This is an encrypted drive with some moxy. For something that is under 3” long, it’s nearly intimidating.

3. Barbie

Yup, you can dress her up for her date with Ken, or take Cyber-Barbie out to an internet café to meet with Skipper and enjoy a latte. Or you can rip her smiling head off and plug her body into your laptop. I think you know which one I am going for!

2. The I-Pod Stick

This little flash drive is pretty cute. It reminds me of a little robot, or my kindergarten teacher. It’s not an I-pod, but I like it anyway.

1. The Beer Opener Flash Drive

Oh hellz yeah! I can keep my spreadsheets, midget porn all safe and open a beer? This might be the most useful tool since man discovered sticks! Not memory sticks, the kind that come from trees.