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	<title>TotallyTop10 - Funny Top Ten Lists &#187; Sapphire</title>
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		<title>Top 10: Dating Tips to Avoid Going Dutch</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:48:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are five tips for girls and five dating tips for guys on to avoid paying for dinner.  ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Have you ever been on a date that you really did not want to pay for?  Or a date where going dutch, splitting the bill, was equally lame? </p>
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<h3>Top 5: Ways for Girls To Avoid Paying for a Date</h3>
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<li>At the end of dessert, head to the bathroom to &#8216;freshen up.&#8217;</li>
<li>Don&#8217;t carry your credit cards or cash on you.   This is really important to carry a <strong>small</strong> purse or <strong>no purse</strong> at all.</li>
<li>Say to him, &#8220;I love gentlemanly men like yourself.   You hold the door open, let a woman order first, take her out to the movies.  I miss those old-fashioned values.&#8221;</li>
<li>Wear a very sexy outfit.  The more your date stares at your, the less likely he will ask you to pay for anything.  And if you sense hesitation, just bend over a bit.</li>
<li>Tell him, &#8220;I will cover the next date!!&#8221;   And if you never have the second date, even better.  If you have that second date, you can try <a href="http://lostinstockholm.com/2009/04/15/to-go-dutch-or-to-not-go-dutch-that-is-the-question/">going dutch</a> to cut the costs down.</li>
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<h3>Top 5: Ways for Guys To Avoid Paying for a Date:</h3>
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<li> Tell her, &#8220;It&#8217;s so refreshing to meet a woman who likes to be independent and go at things her own way.&#8221;   When the check arrives wait some minutes before opening it.  If she does not get it, sweetly tell her, that you thought independence was related to financial freedom too.</li>
<li>This works if you arrived to the restaurant separately:  go to the car to get something and never come back.</li>
<li>You can also say, &#8220;Well when you fall in love with me, I&#8217;ll be pondering if its because of me or the money if I pay tonight.&#8221;</li>
<li>Carry a credit card that is not widely accepted;  Maestro is usually the best option.   Go ahead and make the effort to pay, but when the waitress comes back with the bad news, ask your date to cover for you.   Act very embarrassed too.</li>
<li>Or this, &#8220;Wow! You&#8217;re not going to take the opportunity here to show you&#8217;re not like all the other girls and pay???&#8221;</li>
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		<title>Top 10: Funny Cheesy Pickup Lines</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:47:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sapphire</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Girls, you have heard them all; the worst pick-up lines known to mankind.  Why men choose to use such lame and cheesy phrases is beyond our understanding. ]]></description>
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Picking the best pickup lines is an impossible task, since all of them are terrible. Men seem to find the need to discuss weird items when flirting.  Burgers? Polar bears? Hopefully these 10 corny pickup lines will be a word of caution to all the men.  Don&#8217;t flirt with women if you don&#8217;t have the words.</p>
<h3>10. &#8220;Are you from Tennessee? Cause you&#8217;re the only TEN I see!&#8221;</h3>
<h3 style="color:#0394ae;">9. &#8220;Damn! If being sexy was a crime, you&#8217;d be guilty as charged!&#8221;</h3>
<h3>8. &#8220;Do you happen to know how much a polar bear weighs? Well, it’s enough to break the ice. Hi, I’m Brian.&#8221;</h3>
<h3 style="color:#0394ae;">7. &#8220;Yo yo yo baby&#8230; Is your name Katrina.  Cuz you blow this Black Man away!!!&#8221;</h3>
<h3>6. &#8220;If you were a burger at McDonalds, you&#8217;d be named McGorgeous&#8221;</h3>
<h3 style="color:#0394ae;">5. &#8220;Girl, you better have a license, cuz you&#8217;re driving me crazy!&#8221;</h3>
<h3>4. &#8220;How you doin?&#8221;</h3>
<h3 style="color:#0394ae;">3. &#8220;Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?&#8221;</h3>
<h3>2. &#8220;Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? &#8220;</h3>
<h3 style="color:#0394ae;">1. &#8220;The word of the day is &#8220;legs.&#8221; Let&#8217;s go back to my place and spread the word.&#8221;</h3>
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